Dear Ms.Frustration.
I am sure you will be pleased to know that I have accepted the fact that you are a critical part of my daily (all 7 days) experience and you are here to stay. That said I hope you will consider this few recommendations on how we can both tolerate one another.

1. Ms Patience will always take precedence  in any undertaking, regardless of how often you spill my coffee, crash my laptop,  steal my sock(s) and blame the dryer,  cut me off on the highway, skip my cd’s and loose my cell phone reception among many other things 
2. I am allowed to celebrate (hic*) on every occasion you are not prescent
3. I can and shall employ documented methods of controll including and not limited to  whoo-saah, wax-on wax-off.  If you get out off hand
4. I don’t mind you showing up and participating in non-life threatening events like football sports as long as Mr Competition is present
5. On the other hand please refrain from attending important meetings, checking in during work hours and hanging around whenever I’m in transit.

With this few things in mind i’m sure we’ll get along just fine.  

Yours Trully.